This is just a monument to men’s arrogance



by flecotzu

33 Comments

  1. BearJewKnowsBest

    There’s no way that’s cooked inside.

  2. MathewNatural

    That’s how the ancient Egyptians ate them.

  3. HKNinja1

    Anyone also upset about the fact that he toasted the bun beforehand? That’s not how you get a nice warm toasty bun for your burger. Obviously stupid burger on all parts.

  4. scraglor

    Imagine being a cow. Living your life munching grass being chill. Then someone shoots you in the head to turn you into this monstrosity

  5. ronnie_reagans_ghost

    At least this one feels like the maker is trying to be funny instead of just being obvious rage bait.

  6. Available-Plant9305

    Beef pyramid, yeah whatever man. Toasting a bun 15 minutes before eating it is fucked.

  7. MKEMARVEL

    I dunno, this just seems like some guy doin’ some weird shit he and his stoned buddies were joking about.

  8. krishenm

    There’s an eye in ketchup on the bottom bun.

    Illuminati confirmed

  9. CampbellsBeefBroth

    C’mon, the all-seeing eye with the ketchup, this is funny

  10. fireeight

    Grill looks like it’s rolling at a searing 215F.

  11. Holiday_Pi

    I thought the eye was supposed to be at the top of the pyramid

  12. ArtistThen

    this should be on the new American $1 bill.

  13. bex_orange_county

    “Honey… your meat pyramid is ready…”

  14. WhereasSpecialist447

    i love that this idiot used the “seasoning” on a pyramid.. because we all know that it sticks on the pyramid …

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  15. MaHeGa_2003

    Conspiracy theorists will claim this was grilled by aliens.

  16. NBKiller69

    Obviously, only an alien could have created such an advanced burger.

  17. morningcalls4

    The eye should have been on the top bun.

  18. TheSpitefulCr0w

    Tommy was told to do a project on the Food Pyramid for school and misunderstood the concept

  19. Dragonssssssssssss

    So disappointed we didn’t get to see him attempt to unhinge his jaw to take a bite and get a mouthful of raw beef

  20. authorinthesunset

    I’m not sure which is stupider, the giza burger or me watching the entire video thinking there would be more than just a pyramid shaped burger. At least show us the raw meat in the center.